[4:59:55 PM] Simon T: hey :]
[7:00:51 PM] sam foxall: sam foxall has shared contact details with Simon T.
[7:01:55 PM] sam foxall: Who the fuck are u
[10:12:25 PM] Simon T: simon?
[10:12:27 PM] Simon T: turpin?
[10:12:29 PM] Simon T: lol
[10:14:17 PM] sam foxall: Do i know u u fucking twat
[10:14:46 PM] Simon T: wow
[10:14:49 PM] Simon T: easy
[10:14:58 PM] Simon T: there must be a second sam foxall in birmingham
[10:15:01 PM] Simon T: strange
[10:15:06 PM] Simon T: but lay off the language
[10:15:12 PM] Simon T: it doesn’t help anything
[10:16:55 PM] Simon T: it’s a bizarre coincidence that the sam foxall i know lives in birmigham, plays minecraft, and is a massive troll as well
[10:17:31 PM] Simon T: so i apologise for thinking you were someone else
[10:18:09 PM] Simon T: but overall it seems you’re a total cunt anyway so i’m sure you really deserve my apology
[10:18:20 PM] Simon T: twat yourself
[10:18:30 PM] sam foxall: I dont no who u are
[10:18:38 PM] Simon T: evidently not
[10:18:54 PM] sam foxall: So who are u
[10:18:57 PM] Simon T: but that doesn’t give you reason to spout obscene and offensive language at me
[10:19:40 PM] Simon T: have a look at what i said first
[10:19:50 PM] Simon T: given the hint that my skype name is Simon T
[10:19:59 PM] Simon T: and i said my name was simon turpin
[10:20:12 PM] Simon T: would it not be a funny thing if my name were simon turpin?
[10:20:15 PM] sam foxall: I dont no any simon
[10:20:37 PM] Simon T: as much as that seems to be a long stretch of the imagination, i thought you’d be able to use enough grey cells to make it that far
[10:21:01 PM] Simon T: again, apparently not, hence the abusive language
[10:21:23 PM] sam foxall: So who is terpin the derp
[10:21:46 PM] Simon T: i’m so tempted to say you’re just the biggest fuckin troll in the world
[10:22:10 PM] Simon T: it’s one of those “not sure if trolling, or just stupid” moments
[10:22:15 PM] sam foxall: I dont no who u are tell me where ur from and how do u no me
[10:22:24 PM] Simon T: *don’t
[10:22:26 PM] Simon T: *know
[10:22:28 PM] Simon T: *you
[10:22:33 PM] Simon T: *you’re
[10:22:54 PM] sam foxall: Ur a prick
[10:23:04 PM] Simon T: look who started it mate
[10:23:15 PM] sam foxall: Who are you
[10:23:23 PM] Simon T: i’d have thought you’d realise that neither do you know me or i know you
[10:23:35 PM] Simon T: i’ve already told you who i am
[10:23:52 PM] sam foxall: Just tell me how you know me
[10:24:14 PM] Simon T: i know another guy called sam foxall, as i have repeated about a billion times now, who also lives in birmingham, and also plays minecraft
[10:24:41 PM] sam foxall: Tell me who told u about me
[10:24:48 PM] Simon T: so i assumed, when i searched “sam foxall” in skype friend search, that when it came up with a guy in birmingham with a creeper as his profile picture, it’d be him
[10:25:00 PM] Simon T: apparently it’s either a moron or a troll
[10:25:06 PM] Simon T: i’m still tempted by that latter
[10:25:25 PM] sam foxall: Latter?
[10:26:16 PM] Simon T: troll
[10:26:56 PM] sam foxall: Dont skype me again if u dont know me
[10:27:09 PM] Simon T: it’s so fun though
[10:27:25 PM] Simon T: who’s derping now?
[10:28:44 PM] sam foxall: Just fuck off u twat and dont skype me again
[10:28:56 PM] Simon T: back to the swearing it seems
[10:29:25 PM] sam foxall: Who told u about me
[10:29:33 PM] Simon T: oh my god
[10:29:48 PM] Simon T: you have to be trolling me
[10:29:56 PM] Simon T: i can’t
[10:29:59 PM] Simon T: i just can’t
[10:30:37 PM] Simon T: can you count to ten?
[10:30:41 PM] Simon T: if you can do that
[10:31:05 PM] Simon T: count 10 lines back from your question
[10:31:11 PM] Simon T: and read
[10:31:20 PM] Simon T: until it goes into your head
[10:31:50 PM] sam foxall: Yes i know just go away im playing the sims
[10:32:04 PM] Simon T: lol
