“Foreword (four words): ‘Is this enough, Stephen?’”

“Reach for the skies, even if it means standing on a cactus”

“There is no WAY to peace, peace IS the Way” - Thich Nhat Hanh

“Do not try to be someone else - they are already taken” - Oscar Wilde

“All aboard the failboat: *honk honk*”

“*Awkward boxcat*”

“AWKWARD JESUS!”

“Sh*t happens when you’re bored”

“Ah! shitai o sekkusu, orion-za no shita-de!”

“Haikus are easy/But sometimes they don’t make sense/Refridgerator.”

“Afterword: Pineapple” - Philip Ardagh

“I couldn’t live without pussy, and my mum” - That weirdo off of Whatever

“I felt trapped, like a Teletubby on a velcro sofa!” - Delfin Sonntag

“I milked it like an ambrosia cow!” - Mikey the Clarinetist