sevengramsoffucks: I know what your name looks like And I know what a bottle of coke looks like So why Is my Newsfeed Just Full of pictures Of fucking names On coke bottles
jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
Anonymous asked: Do you prefer boys or girls (sexually) ? And have you ever been in love? Do you still have feelings for him (her) ?
badkidsjokes: why was the egg rolling because it was pregnint
1000 Years Old
badkidsjokes: Your 1000 years old but you did not have your marrige and why? Because you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What Does Naked
badkidsjokes: what does naked mean i dont no boobs
i just discovered badkidsjokes.tumblr.com
i can’t. i just don’t understand what this is. kids. are. insane.
guys can i please just point out
life’s nOT THAT FUCKING SHORT.
hereshecomes: RIP Angelina Jolie’s boobs
huntersandangels: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
zohbugg: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine. Such as making the bed: Making toast: Getting things off high shelves: Making coffee: Reaching the remote when it’s too far away: And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper: I don’t know how I survived life without it. this woman is hot AND awesome..
quoms: the united states: where the inalienable and universal right to life doesn’t include food, medicine, or shelter, and applies only to the unborn
adventuresonpaper: I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
kamukuraizuru: Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
swagchat: galaxys4: swagchat: what type of music do chiropractors listen to shut the HELL up hip-pop
Granny Weatherwax’s beehives were tucked away down one side of the cottage. ...– Terry Pratchet, A Hat Full of Sky (via fragmentsshoredagainstmyruin)
ostracizedpoodle: Cinderella is my favorite super hero because her power is convincing rich people to marry her