May 2013
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sevengramsoffucks:
I know what your name looks like And I know what a bottle of coke looks like So why Is my Newsfeed Just Full of pictures Of fucking names On coke bottles
jakemalik:
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
Anonymous asked: Do you prefer boys or girls (sexually) ? And have you ever been in love? Do you still have feelings for him (her) ?
Egg Rolling
badkidsjokes:
why was the egg rolling
because it was pregnint
1000 Years Old
badkidsjokes:
Your 1000 years old but you did not have your marrige and why? Because you died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What Does Naked
badkidsjokes:
what does naked mean i dont no boobs
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i just discovered badkidsjokes.tumblr.com
i can’t. i just don’t understand what this is. kids. are. insane.
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guys can i please just point out
life’s nOT THAT FUCKING SHORT.
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hereshecomes:
RIP Angelina Jolie’s boobs
xehanort:
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huntersandangels:
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
zohbugg:
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
this woman is hot AND awesome..
quoms:
the united states: where the inalienable and universal right to life doesn’t include food, medicine, or shelter, and applies only to the unborn
adventuresonpaper:
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
kamukuraizuru:
Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
swagchat:
galaxys4:
swagchat:
what type of music do chiropractors listen to
shut the HELL up
hip-pop
“Granny Weatherwax’s beehives were tucked away down one side of the cottage. ...”
– Terry Pratchet, A Hat Full of Sky (via fragmentsshoredagainstmyruin)
ostracizedpoodle:
Cinderella is my favorite super hero because her power is convincing rich people to marry her
